Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!
Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!
Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!
Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!
