Joke!!!
Akin is a house boy who drinks
his Boss'Ȋ̊§ wine den adds water. His Boss became suspicious and decided to change the brand of his wine, So he bought pasties, a̶̲̥̅̊ wine that turns milky when water is added (just like detol), as usual Akin drank from the wine and topped it with water and immediately the wine became milky and he knew he was in trouble. When his Boss came back and saw the changed wine, he knew he had nailed ...Akin. Akin knowing he was in trouble decided 2 stay put in the kitchen. The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action. "Akin!" he called from the sitting room. He answered: "Yes Oga". Who drank my wine? Akin didn't answer. The Boss asked again, still no answer. Then His Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? when I called, you said "yes oga" but wen I asked you a question you dn't answer me? Akin replied,"hmmmmmm oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all except your name" "Is that so?" his boss asking his wife. Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into the kitchen then, you ask me a question. Akin accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: "Oga". "Yes, Akin" The Boss answered. Akin then asked, Who goes into Aunty Yetunde's bedroom at midnight when Madam is not at home? No answer. Akin shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak into Aunty Yetunde?s room when madam no d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ house? ??answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never end
Ọ̥ọ̥ọ̥ ". Akin, It's true Ọ̥ọ̥ọ̥ , when one is in the kitchen, he doesn't anything except one's name. The wife now very angry interrupted, that's not true. It's a̶̲̥̅̊ BIG lie! Akin asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen and be tested and she agreed. Akin shouted "Madam", she answered "Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§ Akin". Akin asked madam, Who'Ȋ̊§ junior'Ȋ̊§ biological father? Me or Oga? Madam rushed out of the kitchen. Its true dear, this kitchen needs to be fumigated oo!
Akin is a house boy who drinks
his Boss'Ȋ̊§ wine den adds water. His Boss became suspicious and decided to change the brand of his wine, So he bought pasties, a̶̲̥̅̊ wine that turns milky when water is added (just like detol), as usual Akin drank from the wine and topped it with water and immediately the wine became milky and he knew he was in trouble. When his Boss came back and saw the changed wine, he knew he had nailed ...Akin. Akin knowing he was in trouble decided 2 stay put in the kitchen. The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action. "Akin!" he called from the sitting room. He answered: "Yes Oga". Who drank my wine? Akin didn't answer. The Boss asked again, still no answer. Then His Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? when I called, you said "yes oga" but wen I asked you a question you dn't answer me? Akin replied,"hmmmmmm oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all except your name" "Is that so?" his boss asking his wife. Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into the kitchen then, you ask me a question. Akin accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: "Oga". "Yes, Akin" The Boss answered. Akin then asked, Who goes into Aunty Yetunde's bedroom at midnight when Madam is not at home? No answer. Akin shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak into Aunty Yetunde?s room when madam no d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ house? ??answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never end
Ọ̥ọ̥ọ̥ ". Akin, It's true Ọ̥ọ̥ọ̥ , when one is in the kitchen, he doesn't anything except one's name. The wife now very angry interrupted, that's not true. It's a̶̲̥̅̊ BIG lie! Akin asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen and be tested and she agreed. Akin shouted "Madam", she answered "Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§ Akin". Akin asked madam, Who'Ȋ̊§ junior'Ȋ̊§ biological father? Me or Oga? Madam rushed out of the kitchen. Its true dear, this kitchen needs to be fumigated oo!
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